Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Shut My Playboy Mouth... Just DANCE! FOTD

That Lady Caca has a Andy Dick kinda look. Horrid.
Christina Aguilera did bad timing on her choppy-bangs because she looks like that hag.

Anywhatever.

I hope for my birthday (the nasty 23!) in March - I'm hoping to get a new camera so I won't have to buy one myself, because it makes me really sad my photos aren't true to life. And I don't like photoshopping them because I hate photoshopped looking pictures. Not everyone has smooth skin - I wish I did. My bumps are free for the world to see (well, not the ones that resemble Mount Everest).

Which got me thinking to my friends - I HATE when they smooth the fuck out of our pictures ('cus ya'll know we save photos of ourselves from Myspaz after we all went clubbing and took shots in the bathroom. Mmmhmm.), it makes me feel like a fake-dirty ho for some reason. Yes, airbrushing to make "smooth" looking skin makes me feel like a fake-dirty ho.

This guy I used to talk to would be like, "your friend photoshops her pics a lot. You prolly do too!" Um, no. What you see is what you get! Suck on that, jabrone. So yeah, I got flaws but it's whateve to me. I don't ever want to bump into someone who's seen me online and them get a different perception of what they thought I look like as opposed to what I do look like. 'Cus I've seen some people in person and was like, "what in lady caca have you done to yourself?"

So... FOTD time? Yeah. Yer. Si?
Kay.

Face:
Vincent Longo Foundation in Dewy
Revlon Colorstay Concealer
MAC MSF in Light Flush

Eyes [all MAC unless otherwise stated]:
Chrome Yellow + Golden Lemon Pigment (inner corner)
Post Haste + Bright Fushia Pigment (lid)
Entremauve (outer v/crease)
Purple Haze (crease)
Creme De Violet (lower lid)
Gesso + Nylon (highlight)
Blacktrack Fluidline
Red Cherry Lashes
L'Oreal Telescopic Mascara

Lips:
MAC Hush, Hush Tendertone







Oh, on other random news... I gotta a different job position at work. I now work for that No Child Left Behind and boss around some High Schoolers - no more stinky little kids. And for less hours too which is awesome. I just need pocket money for alcohol anyways, so it came at a good time. Haha.

And Kickboxing class is.... kicking my ass! I'm sore. LOL.
Later,
Chola Brolas

7 comments:

  1. Omg I love this combo! My yellow never comes out like that! And you do not need photoshop! Your skin already looks amazing. Where the hell are those bumps?!!

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  2. I agree with Maya, Celly, where the hell are the bumps woman? i love your skin and it always looks very smooth, you don't need photoshopping at all for nothing! and i understand what you mean about getting your pictures photoshopped, i mean, even though i am a photoshopper and have been for 12 years, i HATE photoshopping my pictures too, therefore i don't do it, i do have flaws but i dont want people to look at me in real life then think i don't look like in the photoshopped pictures at all.

    Anyways, your FOTD is gorgeous, i love all the colors that you used, i love everything :)

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  3. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SOON! A camera is the best present ever!!!

    Your makeup is soooo pretty!

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  4. your makeup is amazing and you're gawjuss! and you're right, she does look like Andy Dick with a huge nose lol. don't worry, i'll be 23 this year too. :(

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  5. You look HOT! I love this look on you...I'm glad to see that you're back. I am back to..I just made a new blog and youtube account...I had to start fresh again. :( But yes I am here now!!

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