Now, there are some things that irk about about mine and other people's makeup application.
We all gotta start somewhere - and we're all still learning as am I, of course, I'm no hater in that sense. It's just - you ever get that feeling when you look at someone's makeup and WANT to tell them it's not flattering but can't? I love dishing out constrictive criticism - it makes me feel useful and like... making the person look their best is cool. I don't mind being told either, if I have hella blush on - omg, tell my ass!
But I end up doing the whole Austin Power "Mole" thing - just staring at their makeup and staring and staring and then you just blurt it out... "Mooooooole!"
So Anyways, like I said - there are just some things that bugs me when it comes to makeup that I can't stop looking away. Let's begin:
- Only liner in the lower water line.
Folks should switch to just lining their upper lids for a simple look - or lining all around for making a day look go to night.
- Heavy liner - especially on folks with pale skin/light eye
- Eyeshadow with no shape
- Tammy Faye Mascara
PORQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!!!I've seen many folks sport this. I know they want the appearance of voluminous lashes but what the effin hell? It's all clumpy. I just don't get spider lashes and I don't understand WHY you want thick lashes stuck together forming what looks like 5 lashes on your eyes? I give this look 2 thumbs down plus a toe.
- Sperm Eyebrows or painted in ones
Also, chola painted eyebrows - mmm, some can definitely pull it off. But the thing that annoys me is when it's unnaturally painted like... the tail/end part is painted too long. My Uncle's wife did this and my mom and other aunt would laugh about her because it was ridiculously long. And also when the beginning part almost touches each other. Ew to the mutha effin ew.
- Heavy blush
- Liberache would slap you for all that glitter in your eye
That's all I can think of for the moment.
Chola Brolas ;)
Chola Brolas ;)